soleildelalune's Journal

THE dictionary.
so here is some of the dictionary that is so far existant. enjoy. use.

“American English”: a proper noun: The name for the language Americans claim to be English. It started out as English, but then the American nation screwed it up trying to be original.. didn`t work. If you want to get somewhere in life you will tend to speak “English English.”

Amusant: adj: entertaining. “This evening is going to quite possibly the most amusant one I have spent all week!”

Ballsack : exclamation: is often when one accidently does something or is shock or surprise. Ex: “I just dropped all my books ! Oh ballsack !”

Bitchface : noun: Can be used as in an insulting way or an affectionate way. Said often in a humorous manner.Ex : “Hey bitchface! How’s it going?”

Blinding : adj: used to describe someone or something that is beautiful and amazing. A way to describe someone whom you adore and admire! Ex: “I love my friend so much! She is blinding!”

Bodagitt: an insult used by many. (syn : faggit) Ex: “You silly bodagitt, you just ruined my life…”

Boot : noun : “English English” : The rear part of a car in which one can store things. ( trunk for the less intellectuals..)

Buff: adjective: describes someone who is physically attractive. Implies a nice body also. Ex: “Wow, check out that guy…he is positively buff. Shall I go kiss him?”

Certellment: (ser tel a mon) : adv : impossible to avoid or very likely. (syn: certainly) EX: “she well certellment fall in love with you if she meets you..”

Chav: proper noun: Pikeys or gypsies can be named a chav. Comes with a pejorative conotaion
Complation:

Complimentive: adj: in a complimenting kind of way. (syn: complimentary is the politically correct way of saying it. But we are too cool to speak like that.)

Confuzz: verb, to confuse: (confuzzed, confuzzing): “I am so confuzzed by American English speakers.”

Duh: slang: Used mainly by the people with a lower IQ than most, other known as blonds or bimbos, but also used when imitating them, duh officially means “what a stupid and obvious thing to say”. My advice. Do not use duh. You may get shot.

Dumaflatchie: noun : ( replacement word for “thingymebob”, when the word being replaced is either more complex or uncommon). Word used to name any given object which is infrequently referred to.

“English English”: a noun. The English spoken by the more intellectual Anglophones. Opposed to American English.

Fabadopolous: adj: Very good, excellent. Ex: “That painting is truly fabadopolous!”

Fart-knocker: noun: an insulting way of qualifying someone for whom you hold little interest or respect. “I hate you negro, you are such a fart knocker”

Franglais : noun : name for language which is a mixture of french and English spoken by many Anglophones living in france.

Fuggle: proper noun: the monster under your bed. Yeah, he finaly got a name

Furshasher: a word of greeting. Used only by the great and powerful. Like the Queen. Or god. Or me.

Furshizzle: affirmative adverb: used to express acceptance, agreement or willingness. (syn: yes)

Greebo: proper noun: Try hard Goths. Dress in baggy clothes, with the occasional black, pierce their skin and listen to loud “music”.

Hilarisation :noun: The act of making something funny.

I am pissed : “English English” expression : An expression meaning that one has consumed too many alcoholic beverages and is not longer in a stable state of mind. (syn: drunk, wasted)

I can`t be bothered: “English English” expression: If you can`t be bothered doing something you are too lazy or tired to do it. Ex: “I can’t be bothered to do my math homework, it’s a useless subject anyway.”

Idiotical : adj or adv : A way to qualify someone of something in a negative way, saying they are stupid. A stupid way to do something. (syn : idiotic, idiotically)

I’m as straight as a rainbow: expression: Thing said when referring to one’s straightness, but in actuality, is really a flaming raging homosexual.

I`m not bothered: “English English” expression: If you are not bothered about something then it is not important to you, or you are not worried about it. Ex: “I`m not bothered whether he calls me or not, he`s stupid anyway.”

Indoubadly: (in do badly): affirming exclamation: without a doubt: “I will indoubadly be dying this evening”

Ing: verbe to sing: sing=ing. Sung=ung. EX: “That woman is an inger, she ung very well the other night at the inging competition..”

Manosity : noun: (syn: manlihood): the fact of being a male. Implies a sense of strength and virility. Like playing rugby instead of football…

Obviouselyment : adv : for a while the americans hated any word remotely related to france (freedom fries…) but now all the craze is speaking franglais. Obiouselyment is the franglais for obviousely.

OMG : abbreviation : Oh my god. Also used by the…less intellectuals?..I imagine Britney spears using it quite often.

Pikey: proper noun: Rough little kids that run round the streets with knives pretending to be big and cool.

Poh well: expression: used to emphasize something you are saying especially when you are angry or annoyed or dissapointed. (syn: oh well…+ a p)

Poop on a stick: Exclamation: One can use when frustrated or feeling sory for whoever they are talking to. Ex: “Im failing math modeling…” “Oh ! poop on a stick!” (syn: Oh crap !)

Queue up: To wait in a line of people for something, often to purchase an item.
Ex: “What are you doing?” “I am queuing up to buy some courgettes”

Recharge : adj: an implication that the person being called “recharge” is mentally retarded or acts like wise. Ex: “You are driving on the wrong side of the road, you recharge !”

Rodumpticle: a “joker” word. To be used whenever and however one wishes. Use randomly.

Screwgumfugum: exclamation: a word to be used when frustrated or mad. Ex: “Oh screwgumfugum! My trousers just fell down.” (syn : darn…)

Shish: Exclammation: “You did what with the hobo?? Shish!”

Sponge bob: adj: can be either a compliment or insult depending on the affection, or lack or affection you hold for sponge bob square pants. Ex: “You rock, you are such a sponge bob.”

To chav: verbe: to take something that does not belong to you and keep it as your own. Ex: “ That little punk kid chavved my phone”

Venering: franglais: coming. Ex: “Hang on, im just venering…”

Wisdomosity : noun: the name for a great amount of knowledge and common sense. (syn : wisdom..) Ex : “ I am unbelievably wise, I am full of wisdomosity”

Womanosity: noun: ( syn: womanlihood, feminisity): the fact of being a woman. Not a man. Does not apply to cross dressers. They are fake.

Wonderwall : adj: (Originally used by Oasis.) A very high compliment to pay someone, meaning that they are, in your estimation, everything . Ex: “I sais maybe, you are going to be the one to save me, and after all, you are my wonderwall”

Yummy: adj: used to talk in a highly complimentive way of a person of the other sex. (If you are straight.) Ex: “that guy is YUMMy…”